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Greg Giraldo: More Money for Schools and Kids
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We need more money for schools. We need more money for the kids. Ever think maybe the damn kids aren't worth it?
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See Greg Giraldo Tell It » Greg Giraldo - Money for Education If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.
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