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Greg Giraldo: Edible Underwear
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Edible underwear? Even during sex, we can't stop eating.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control

Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.

Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (905), health (519)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 192

Sandra Bernhard - Edible Panties

There's nothing better than an edible panty.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), sex (905), food (494)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,598

David Alan Grier - Falling in Love

Where are you going, honey dear?

Tags: David Alan Grier (39), sex (905), dating (611)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 100

David Alan Grier - Falling in Love

Where are you going, honey dear?

Tags: David Alan Grier (39), sex (905), dating (611)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 1,725

Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets

If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (26), sex (905), ethnic (690)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 3,972

Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex

Russ talks dirty to cookies.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 597

Andre Covington - Good Sex

Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.

Tags: Andre Covington (3), sex (905), men/women (839)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 269

Wanda Sykes - Sex

Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.

Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (905), men/women (839)

Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 4,915

Bob Marley - Dessert

Dessert is very sexual.

Tags: Bob Marley (13), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,460

Dan Naturman - Death Penalty

At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (905), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 1,395

 

Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364)

Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

-- You can GET chocolate.
-- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
-- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
-- You...  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364)

Steak and Sex

Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?

A: They're both very rare.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364)

Prostitute Potato

Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

A: It's the one...  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364)

Rene Hicks: Celibates and Vegetarians

We do have something in common in that tonight neither one of us will be having meat.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364),  Rene Hicks (8)

Pablo Francisco: Hooters for the Family

They're calling Hooters the family restaurant. Isn't that hilarious? Tits for the whole family.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364),  family (344)

Daniel Tosh: Dad's Breakfast Talk

I never got a birds and the bees speech as a child. The closest thing I ever got -- one time, my dad was cooking breakfast; he's like, 'Sex is a...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  gross-out (778),  food (364)

Russ Meneve: Pizza Delivery Porn

All I could think was 'Oh, that pizza's getting cold. At least put it in the oven. He's bending you over the stove anyway.'  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364),  Russ Meneve (15)

Mike Birbiglia: Sex and Pizza

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364),  Mike Birbiglia (50)

Robert Kelly: Applebee's Desserts

I love the dessert menu there, too, because it's so ridiculous. They actually take a color photo of the dessert, which is unnecessary. It's a photo...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  food (364),  weight/obesity (208)
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