Greg Giraldo Jokes
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Greg Giraldo: Conservation
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Americans are not gonna conserve.
We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't -- we have big, fat kids.
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 621
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,284
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sports (631), America (446)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,832
Paul Gilmartin - Competition
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 332
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
Greg Giraldo - Game Plan
America can't just keep blowing things up and leaving.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 540
David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better
We have to treat our teachers better.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 805
Dan Gabriel - Babysitting Money
Dan Gabriel babysits kids named Chewbacca and Skeletor.
Tags: Dan Gabriel (1), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 405
Christopher Titus - Smart Kid
Christopher Titus' daughter is too smart for reality television.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), kids (841), wars (467)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,334
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