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I've finally been able to
trust and have intimacy with somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time getting that connected. I can actually sleep with her in my arms -- spoons position, right? Women smile, they love the spoons. Men would rather fork.
Greg Fitzsimmons - Falling in Love
Falling in love at 18 lasts until you see her roommate.
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Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 665
Greg Fitzsimmons - Fatherly Advice
Always wear a condom.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 1,087
Greg Fitzsimmons - Long Term Relationships
Keep your relationship exciting.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 829
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 612
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,170
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,835
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,065
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,383
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