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Greg Fitzsimmons: Los Angeles Tap Water
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They just tested the tap water in Los Angeles, and they found traces of estrogen and antidepressants in the tap water. So, it's nice to know that my son is going to grow up and some day have huge breasts, but it's not really going to bother him that much.
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