Greg Fitzsimmons Jokes
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Body Fat on a Cold Day
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Ever see a skinny guy
on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top -- nine degrees, he's sweatin'. Look at 'Titanic,' remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog.
Greg Fitzsimmons - Cloneko's
In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 692
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gas Station Attendant
The ex-porn actor who pumped Greg Fitzsimmons' gas pulled the pump out early.
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Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 247
Greg Fitzsimmons - Fatherly Advice
Always wear a condom.
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Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 1,079
Greg Fitzsimmons - People in L.A.
Greg Fitzsimmons is frightened of L.A.
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Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 137
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
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Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 602
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,227
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 746
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 742
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,017
Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy
Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 930
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