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Greg Behrendt: Not a Computer Person
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At this point in time, that's like saying you're not 'into the phone.'
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See Greg Behrendt Tell It » Greg Behrendt - AppleCare Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
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Posted: 01/14/01

Greg Behrendt - AppleCare

Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,472

Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial

Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), dating (649), alcohol (489)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 813

Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It

When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 950

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,383

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy

Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,721

Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long

You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,283

Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation

Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), kids (828), food (790)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,474

Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker

There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), parents (519)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 985

Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers

Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,128

 
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