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Greg Behrendt: How Guys Process a Break Up
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You break up with us, we get drunk and then stand on your lawn, and then a cop comes. I'll be like, 'Oh, this is over! I get it. It's over. Gotcha.'
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Posted: 07/27/06

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469

Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You

Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 14,314

Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long

You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,549

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy

Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787

Judy Toll - Neuroses

Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 422

James Hannah - A Sista

James Hannah explains the difference between an ordinary woman and a sista.

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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 278

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,477

Greg Behrendt - Relationships

What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 641

Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial

Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), dating (656), alcohol (496)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 971

 
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