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I have two rules when
you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume -- 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,581
Gabriel Iglesias - Chocolate Cake
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 28,733
J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store
J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.
Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 602
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,353
Jack Coen - Time
Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 133
Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 40,098
Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 29,203
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,645
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World
Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 26,655
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Dear Dad, Guess What?
Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 24,794
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