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Greg Behrendt: Don't Call
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I'm just saying, tonight, if
you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), dating (656), alcohol (496)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 971
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 14,314
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), music (727), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 420
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (804), parents (525)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,290
Mike Birbiglia - Laundromat Submarine
Mike Birbiglia drinks a little too much while doing his laundry.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,075
John Heffron - The Tsk
Men can't say "tsk."
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 4,403
Anthony Jeselnik - Intelligence
Anthony looks for intelligence in a woman.
Tags: Anthony Jeselnik (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 8,040
Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,779
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