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Greg Behrendt: At the Hardware Store
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For as much as I
know about being a guy, I ought to go to a hardware store wearing a tiara. 'Hi, do you have a bang-bang-bang to put the pointy thing in? I need a grab-hold and twisty because I'm putting up some -- help! -- curtains.'
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,346
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), dating (786), music (485)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,474
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 5,447
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,470
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 17,157
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,747
Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 763
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 18,901
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,013
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 10,646
