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She didn't love me that
much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,480
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 14,320
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,553
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 972
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 421
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 492
Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 321
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,876
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