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Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus
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Jesus could walk on water; Elvis was buoyant.
Elvis was the king of rock 'n' roll.
Those priests sure do love to talk.
Country music is real soul music.
There are different ways of falling asleep in church.
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Mike Birbiglia is the guitar guy at the party.
