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Grant Taylor Jokes
Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus
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I really like a lot of the stuff they did. It's just, sometimes, their fans get on my nerves.
Filed Under: pop culture (850),  religion (552),  music (130)
Posted: 05/18/93

Grant Taylor - Five Similarities Between Elvis and Jesus

Jesus could walk on water; Elvis was buoyant.

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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 411

Grant Taylor - Elvis vs. Jesus

Elvis was the king of rock 'n' roll.

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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 612

Harland Williams - Church

Those priests sure do love to talk.

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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 4,983

Bob Oschack - Country Music

Country music is real soul music.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,489

Sabrina Matthews - The Cure

If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,650

Ron Baker Jr. - Falling Asleep in Church

There are different ways of falling asleep in church.

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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 3,122

Louis Katz - Vegan Food

A vegan is a person who won't eat anything made by or with flavor.

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Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 5,252

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,470

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,398

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), The A-List (486), music (485)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,451