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I really like a lot of the stuff they did. It's just, sometimes, their fans get on my nerves.
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Posted: 05/18/93

Grant Taylor - Five Similarities Between Elvis and Jesus

Jesus could walk on water; Elvis was buoyant.

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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 150

Grant Taylor - Elvis vs. Jesus

Elvis was the king of rock 'n' roll.

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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 178

Harland Williams - Church

Those priests sure do love to talk.

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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,852

Bob Oschack - Country Music

Country music is real soul music.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 794

Ron Baker Jr. - Falling Asleep in Church

There are different ways of falling asleep in church.

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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 819

Sabrina Matthews - The Cure

If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 826

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,545

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,517

Mike Birbiglia - Guitar Guy

Mike Birbiglia is the guitar guy at the party.

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Posted: 03/02/06
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