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I found some gifts at the Christian book store I did not expect to find. I picked one up out of the shirt bin; it said, 'Someone I know received eternal salvation and will dwell in the house of the Lord forever, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'
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Posted: 05/18/93

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