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Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tiger Woods has been messing up recently.
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
You have to admire the guy who listens closely to ambient noises on golf telecasts.
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Mike agrees to play a charity golf tournament.
Mike must perform after a boy with leukemia.
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.
I wanna be there when one of these guys snaps, loses it, says
the wrong thing at the wrong time -- their subconscious just takes over and he can't...
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Jim and Bob are golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded
ravine and climbs down in search of it.
Jim spots something shiny. As he...
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow
group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting...
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Three bad golfers were teeing off when they saw a pro walk
by.
One guy yelled out, "Hey, pro, you want to join us?"
The pro figured...
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Q: What has teeth but no mouth?
A: A comb.
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad
skydiver?
A: A golfer goes "whack" and yells, "Damn!", while a skydiver yells,...
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I never got a hole in one -- but I did hit a guy, and that's
way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore,' but I was too busy...
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A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone
interested in a little wager? I've got $500 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball...
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A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed....
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Out on the golf course, a beautiful woman asks three men for
some help with her putt. "Whichever of you can help me sink this putt, I will give...
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