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The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks.
The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving the clubhouse from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want.
The group is silent for a moment.
The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer says, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
John Heffron - Life Caddy
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,727
David Alan Grier - Televised Golf
Tiger Woods has been messing up recently.
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Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,406
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 766
Brian Regan - Bird Sounds
You have to admire the guy who listens closely to ambient noises on golf telecasts.
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Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 15,957
Mike Birbiglia - Celebrity Golf Tournament
Mike agrees to play a charity golf tournament.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), family (667), sports (631)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 30,479
Mike Birbiglia - Charity Golf Banquet
Mike must perform after a boy with leukemia.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), sports (631)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 2,682
Mike Birbiglia - Put It on Paper Song
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), music (727), family (667)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,774
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 897
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 813
Rocky LaPorte - Canada
Rocky is confused by Canadian thermostats.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 1,725
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