Golfing Jokes
|
Golf LOFT
|
Get another Golfing Joke » |
One guy yelled out, "Hey, pro, you want to join us?"
The pro figured he didn't have anything else to do, so he got his clubs and joined them. The first guy walked up to the tee box and hit. The ball landed on another fairway.
The guy turns around and asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"
The pro looks at him and says "LOFT." The guy pretends to understand this and put his club back in his bag.
The next guy walks up to the tee box and hits. The ball slices into the parking lot. The guy asks what he did wrong.
The pro again says "LOFT."
The last guy walks up and hits. The ball goes five feet off the tee box. The pro says "LOFT."
The first guy walks up to the pro and asks, "What does LOFT mean if everybody sucks?
The pro says, "You all suffer from Lack Of F**king Talent."
John Heffron - Life Caddy
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,715
David Alan Grier - Televised Golf
Tiger Woods has been messing up recently.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), Premium Blend (750), sports (618)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,395
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 742
Brian Regan - Bird Sounds
You have to admire the guy who listens closely to ambient noises on golf telecasts.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), animals (783), imitations (770)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 15,745
Mike Birbiglia - Celebrity Golf Tournament
Mike agrees to play a charity golf tournament.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), family (664), sports (618)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 30,304
Mike Birbiglia - Charity Golf Banquet
Mike must perform after a boy with leukemia.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), health (956), sports (618)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 2,538
Mike Birbiglia - Put It on Paper Song
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), music (710), family (664)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,671
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 883
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 736
Rocky LaPorte - Canada
Rocky is confused by Canadian thermostats.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 1,599
Looking for something else?
