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The teenager walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup."
The middle-aged man walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster! Aim 12 inches to the right, and the ball will break left two feet from the hole and fall into the cup."
The elderly man looks at the other two men in disgust, picks up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says, "That's a Gimme."
John Heffron - Life Caddy
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,727
David Alan Grier - Televised Golf
Tiger Woods has been messing up recently.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), Premium Blend (750), sports (631)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,406
Tony Stone - Sports and Sex
Guys only talk about sports and sex.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 632
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 766
Brian Regan - Bird Sounds
You have to admire the guy who listens closely to ambient noises on golf telecasts.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), animals (791), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 15,957
Mike Birbiglia - Celebrity Golf Tournament
Mike agrees to play a charity golf tournament.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), family (667), sports (631)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 30,479
Mike Birbiglia - Charity Golf Banquet
Mike must perform after a boy with leukemia.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), sports (631)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 2,682
Mike Birbiglia - Put It on Paper Song
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), music (727), family (667)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,774
Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 890
Hugh Fink - Strikeout
Hugh Fink's date strikes out.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,324
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