People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.
In school, Todd Barry always got bad grades.
Matt Goldich gets a wet willie.
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
Hey Todd, how old do I have to be to get into this club?
Brian has a secret crush on his wife's aerobics instructor.
Memo to college students: drop out, immediately.
Some people outgrow drinking games in junior high school.
