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You know what the bodega
is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?
Godfrey - Bodega
Every bodega has a Latin cat.
Tags: Godfrey (9), animals (791), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,632
Godfrey - New York City Transit
There's a reason transit workers sit behind bulletproof glass.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 3,476
Godfrey - Subway Announcements
Indian train conductors sound worse than English conductors.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 2,992
Godfrey - Equations
It's hard to make an Asian baby laugh.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 7,997
Godfrey - Minority Page
Godfrey posed for his college's brochure.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 2,113
Godfrey - Summer in the City
Don't sleep naked in New York City.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 2,358
Godfrey - The X-Games
The X-Games personifies white dude's desperation.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 3,689
Godfrey - Poor
Welfare is luxury.
Tags: Godfrey (9), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,566
Rodney Carrington - Eating Out
You can make anything taste good with ketchup.
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), shopping (197),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 140,234
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,750
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