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Gilbert Gottfried Jokes
Gilbert Gottfried: Jesus' Theory
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And I said to him, 'Jeez, Jeezy boy, I feel like no one will ever accept me.' And Jesus looked at me and said, 'You know what my theory is -- accept me or go to hell.'
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