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Gerard Guillory: Girlfriend as Number Two
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As long as the power button to the PlayStation is in the 'on' position, she just slipped to number two on your list of priorities. And no woman wants to slip. She don't wanna be behind your mama, your friends, your career -- certainly not John Madden.
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Posted: 07/05/07

Gerard Guillory - PlayStation

PlayStation is like dope.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,276

Gerard Guillory - Telephone

Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 890

Gerard Guillory - During the Day

Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 712

DeRay - Text Messages

Women love to search through men's things.

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Views: 3,547

Robert Kelly - Video Games

Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.

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Posted: 04/03/08
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Sebastian - Getting Dumped

Sebastian's girlfriend broke up with him.

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Mike Sweeney - MCI

Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.

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Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends

Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.

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DeRay - Cheating

You've got to make your woman think you're crazy.

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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 8,808

Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up

Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.

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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,926

 
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