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Gerard Guillory: Even If You Don't Have a Job
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If you live with a woman and she has a job and you do not have a job, when she gets up to go to work, you get up and do something -- anything. Just put some work boots on and sit on the porch until she leaves. Get your old shirt from when you used to work at Taco Bell, say, 'Tony called, says he needs me for the lunch rush.' Make her think you got something to do. Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.
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Posted: 07/05/07

Gerard Guillory - During the Day

Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.

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PlayStation is like dope.

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