Gerard Guillory Jokes
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Gerard Guillory: Always on the Phone
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Do you remember when you
were in seventh grade, when the phone first came out? We were on the phone forever in the seventh grade, right? Twelve-years-old, you haven't accomplished a thing in life, but every time you get home, you run upstairs, slam the door and talk on the phone.
Gerard Guillory - Telephone
Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,956
Bob Marley - Remote Control
Dads freak out if you touch their remote controls.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), parents (591), growing up (512)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 6,939
Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal
The new bumper cars suck.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 4,013
Rhys Darby - Walkman
Rhys never had a Walkman growing up, so he made up his own in his head.
Tags: Rhys Darby (5), growing up (512), music (485)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 52,934
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 15,580
Darrell Joyce - Kids These Days
Kids stand in the street like cars aren't heavy.
Tags: Darrell Joyce (1), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 2,677
Johnny Sanchez - Kids Today
Johnny has a problem with kids' hip-hop attitudes.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 3,475
Margaret Cho - Jobs
Margaret used to work at an S&M store.
Tags: Margaret Cho (5), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 5,139
Richard Lewis - Low Self-Esteem
The theme of Richard's family was "Starve a feeling. Feed a cold."
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,512
Judy Gold - Leave a Message
Parents don't need answering machines.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), family (647), parents (591)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,900
