George Willborn Jokes
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George Willborn: Caught Up in Trouble
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It was tough for me,
got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 1,557
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 894
Donald Glover - Our 9/11
Kids are emotional beings.
Tags: Donald Glover (26), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/19/10
Views: 133,351
John Mulaney - Group Two
Ever since John Mulaney was a kid, he has been terrible at math.
Tags: John Mulaney (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 4,967
Tig Notaro - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 6,482
Eugene Mirman - Book Report
Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 10,523
Jeffrey Ross - Sexually Transmitted Skills
Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (57), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 6,840
Rich Vos - Disorders
Rich offers his daughter no help with her homework.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,866
Greg Fitzsimmons - Acting Out
When you're underage, drinking is fun.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 3,173
Bert Kreischer - Big Boy Urinal
Bert pulls a Lennie on a kid in the bathroom.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 4,362
