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The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President."
After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States.
The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"
Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,131
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373
Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President
President George W. Bush knows it's over.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 522
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,122
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,249
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,786
Greg Giraldo - Global Warming is Real
The Bush administration doesn't care about the environment.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 473
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,846
Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War
Russ would be the worst POW.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,241
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 629
