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St. Peter shows him all of the sights: the golf course, library, observation deck, cafeteria and a huge room full of clocks.
"What's up with those clocks, Peter?"
"Everyone on Earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the gates to be judged."
The guy notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. St. Peter tells him that every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds up his clock.
The guy notices one clock in the center of the ceiling with both hands whirling around at an unbelievable rate.
"What's the story with that clock?"
"Oh, that," St. Peter replies. "That's George W. Bush's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."
Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
George W. Bush wants to be the last president.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), religion (776)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,415
Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,131
Dov Davidoff - The President Is High
It's not a political statement, left or right, but the president is high.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 3,020
Steve Marmel - Election Year
George W. Bush is like a Baldwin.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 595
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,966
Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President
President George W. Bush knows it's over.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 522
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 2
Lewis explains religion.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), George W. Bush (2037)
Posted: 08/01/08
Views: 3,838
Patton Oswalt - In Love
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,571
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,122
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