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Reagan would always say something
I never understood when he was talking about the Russians: 'Trust, but verify' -- which, to me, makes no sense. If I trust my girlfriend when she says she was home by herself last night, I don't have to verify by checking up -- which I did, and she's a lying bitch.
George Miller - Head Waiters
Those fancy restaurants really specialize.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 241
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The government should regulate how we rate other people.
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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,293
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
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Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,654
Christopher Titus - Killing Your Spouse
We've all been in long term relationships and thought about killing the other person.
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Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 10,797
Allison Castillo - Dating Curse
Allison has a theory on why she only attracts inappropriately young men.
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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 458
Dan Levy - Ew, What Is This?
No one will hurt a man peeing in his own mouth.
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Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 1,920
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 777
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 5,574
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