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I am Jewish; my girlfriend's
not. She did buy me eight presents for Hanukkah, though. I was like, 'Why did you buy me eight presents for Hanukkah?' She's like, 'Eight presents, for the eight nights of Hanukkah.' I was like, 'You idiot, there's 32 nights of Hanukkah -- and I like electronics. Now, go to the mall. Religious minimum: $50 a gift.'
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Nobody can explain this holiday.
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Dan does nice things for homeless people.
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Faith is a huge concept to grasp.
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Posted: 10/16/09
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God probably wouldn't be too happy if you hit on women in church.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 439
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