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I was working a club
once, and the waitress came up to one of my buddies, and she goes, 'I really want to sleep with Geoff Keith.' That's me! And then she goes -- I swear to God -- 'But I just know that he's way out of my league.' Does any guy in here have a league? I don't have a league. I'm like the rec center: open to the public. All you have to do is live nearby and sign up.
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (1283), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,239
Geoff Keith - Gym Water Fountain
Every gym has the same water fountain situation.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), religion (776), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 679
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,505
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,295
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,270
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,632
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 884
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,790
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