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Geoff Brown: Spelling Out Bad Words
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You know how you spell words around kids you don't want them to know? My Uncle Snooky always spelled the wrong damn words -- 'What do you say we go out to the c-a-r and smoke some dope?'
Filed Under: kids (709),  family (388),  drugs (228)
Posted: 07/26/93

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