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I was at a club
in San Francisco... and I hear, way in the back of the room, this: 'You suck. Get off the stage. You stink.' The thing that bugged me about it was I heard it, but also, I comped these people in to see the show for free. I figured, because it was their 35th wedding anniversary, they'd be proud to see their son on stage.
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 917
Geoff Bolt - Smoking
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,228
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 827
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
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Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,857
Larry Amoros - Fat People
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,473
DeRay - Not Scary
DeRay was never a very scary person.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 3,493
Bill Larkin - To My Twin Brother
Bill Larkin sings a song for his twin brother.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,069
John Mendoza - Stupid People
If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,619
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 544
Colin Quinn - Raised in New York
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.
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Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,674
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