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Have you ever dialed the
wrong number, and instead of hanging up the phone, you try to scare the person on the other end of the line? I was calling this friend of mine the other day. I go, 'Hi, is Jane there?' He goes, 'No, for crying out loud. You dialed the wrong number.' I go, 'I didn't dial the wrong number. You just picked up the wrong damn phone.'
Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,018
Gene Pompa - Wrong Number
Gene doesn't hang up the phone when he calls the wrong number.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 766
Gene Pompa - Teddy Bear
Gene's girlfriend is 25 and sleeps with a teddy bear.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 525
Gene Pompa - Like You Said Something Else
Sometimes you get in an argument and say something you really shouldn't have said.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 964
Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,813
Gene Pompa - Muerte the Assassin
Gene Pompa is sick of auditioning for roles where he has to act like a criminal.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), ethnic (814), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 267
Gene Pompa - Gay Roommate
Gene thought one of his roommates might be gay.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), ethnic (814), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 935
Gene Pompa - Mexican Americans
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 822
Gene Pompa - Ex-Girlfriend's Dad
Some people are so stupid, you just have to wonder.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 413
Gene Pompa - Gender Differences
You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 502
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