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Gene Pompa: The City That Never Sleeps
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Before I came to New
York, I heard it was the city that never sleeps. I gotta be honest with you -- I mean no disrespect -- I'm not so sure about that. I was cruising down 2nd Avenue at about 3:30 in the morning on Tuesday -- there were people sleeping all over the g**damn place.
Gene Pompa - Calling Information
Could you tell me why there's no mouse-flavored cat food?
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 210
Gene Pompa - Teddy Bear
Gene's girlfriend is 25 and sleeps with a teddy bear.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 525
Norm MacDonald - Dream Mutations
Re-dreaming never works.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), Two Drink Minimum (293), sleep (105)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 883
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,387
Todd Barry - Tattooed Women
It's not a smiley face; it's a police sketch of the man who stole my baby.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,484
Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner
Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,001
Sandra Bernhard - Falling in Love
Sandra has fallen in love for the first time.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 591
Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet
Flying around the planet can mess you up.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 450
Harland Williams - Donut Owl
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 783
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Robert Mac: Day Job
Working a day job requires one to wake up in the morning.
Tags: Robert Mac (1), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (496)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 795
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