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Man, it's hot. I'm sweating
like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting.
Gary Owen - Roller Coaster
Sleeping with a black girl for the first time is like riding a roller coaster.
Tags: Gary Owen (1), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 09/08/02
Views: 2,358
Amy Schumer - Blog About It
The girls from "The Hills" burn calories by trying to form thoughts.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 56,915
Mike Vecchione - Mating Season
Mike Vecchione looks like he could fist pump at any moment.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/28/11
Views: 3,007
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 5,532
Bo Burnham - Words, Words, Words Song
In his latest single, Bo Burnham is a hungry, hungry hypocrite.
Tags: Bo Burnham (11), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 09/15/09
Views: 86,829
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 7,602
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (291), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 2,599
Todd Barry - Brad Pitt Smells
Women love Brad Pitt.
Tags: Todd Barry (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), insults (291)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 12,391
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 8,009
Fabrice Fabrice - Renee Zellweger
Marzipan is a waxy, candy substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger.
Tags: Nick Kroll (27), food (719), insults (291)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 29,846
