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If you're a white guy
and you're sleeping with a black girl, there's only one way you know if you're putting it down like you should. Don't listen to 'Oh, you're the biggest. You're the best.' Don't listen to that -- she says that to everybody. Don't listen to that. The only way you know is, in the middle of sex, she grabs the back of your head, looks you dead in the face, and calls you the n-word. When you can make her ass forget you're white, that's when you know you're putting it down.
Hugh Fink - Strikeout
Hugh Fink's date strikes out.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,322
DeRay - Cheating
You've got to make your woman think you're crazy.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 8,808
James Hannah - A Sista
James Hannah explains the difference between an ordinary woman and a sista.
Tags: James Hannah (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 278
Louis Ramey - Uptight Cops
Louis gets pulled over because he's black.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,553
Keith Robinson - Special Place
Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 862
Corey Holcomb - Hookers
Corey Holcomb defines "hooker."
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 3,671
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,790
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,425
Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,888
Richard Trask - Sex and Dating
There are a lot of obligations that come with sex.
Tags: Richard Trask (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 578
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