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I don't know what to
eat. I don't know what to drink. You can't have sex. We're in a recession. I swear, in the future, we're just gonna be a bunch of horny, starving, thirsty people with maxed out Visas.
Gary Lazer - A Grim Future
People know they're destroying the Earth.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), sex (983), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 146
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 655
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,532
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 428
Todd Barry - Hot Dog Fried Rice
With a wok, you can create your own mediocre Chinese food.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 655
Mark Gross - Specific Shapes
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,980
Steve Marmel - Affairs
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 469
Will Durst - Reproduction Squad
Why is abortion bad but capital punishment good?
Tags: Will Durst (2), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 176
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,502
Paul Gilmartin - The Threat
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 604
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