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I got a parrot; it
turned on me. You don't realize how strong those birds are, but I was walking by its cage one day -- boom! -- the next thing you know, I'm in a chair,; I'm all tied up; I have a gag in my mouth. And the parrot's sitting in front of me going, 'Now you repeat after me: Hello, hello, who's the pretty boy now, huh?'
Gary Lazer - Missing New York
If you're going to live in New York, you may consider buying a guard dog or parrot.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), animals (439)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 224
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), observational (335)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 768
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), flying (149)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
Gary Lazer - A Grim Future
People know they're destroying the Earth.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), sex (983), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 146
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 4,338
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 2,575
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), animals (439), wars (114)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,755
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (439),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,847
Kevin Seccia - Animal Liberation
Hunting isn't fair.
Tags: Kevin Seccia (1), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 1,082
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