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I try to recycle, I
try to save water, but sometimes I go, 'The hell with it. We're losing. I'm giving up.' I want to have sex with a women without a condom -- a Twinkie in my mouth, suntan lotion all over me -- that far away from Three Mile Island, going, 'Come and get me.'
Gary Lazer - A Grim Future
People know they're destroying the Earth.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 139
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 372
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,049
Paul Gilmartin - The Threat
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 557
Drew Fraser - Government Drugs
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,660
Andy Kindler - Legal Marijuana
Andy fit in all possible vices while in Amsterdam.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,249
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,172
Jeremy Hotz - Doctors and Dentists
Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,304
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 456
Jon Ross - HIV Test
HIV tests can be nerve-racking.
Tags: Jon Ross (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 132
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