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Gary Lazer: Finding Out About Fluoride
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It's gonna get worse. We're
gonna find out fluoride -- yeah, it gets your teeth white, but it seeps up through your gums into your brain, gives you a nervous disorder. Still gets your teeth white, but you can't get the brush to your mouth anymore.
Gary Lazer - A Grim Future
People know they're destroying the Earth.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 139
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (491), observational (334)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 679
Gary Lazer - Missing New York
If you're going to live in New York, you may consider buying a guard dog or parrot.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), animals (791), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 197
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (491), flying (181)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 237
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,987
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,269
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,499
Rocky LaPorte - Doctor
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,331
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449
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