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Gary Ewing: You Look Like Somebody
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You ever notice when people
tell you you look like somebody, it's always someone who you think is ugly?
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 3,184
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,874
Gary Ewing - Michael on Oprah
Michael Jackson is a phenomenon.
Tags: Gary Ewing (1), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 355
Owen Smith - Simple Minded
Men will take any woman home with them.
Tags: Owen Smith (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 693
Billiam Coronel - SPF 45
SPF 45 is for vampires.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 247
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (113), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 2,040
Charlie Murphy - Ego Driven
All men, whether they admit it or not, have nicknamed their penis at some point.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (3), men/women (919), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 1,470
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), men/women (919), ethnic (731)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 12,890
Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over
Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (14), ethnic (731), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 8,939
Mike Epps - Crazy Out Here
Black mothers have instincts like they are in Vietnam.
Tags: Mike Epps (3), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/20/10
Views: 0
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