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Gary Ewing: You Look Like Somebody
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You ever notice when people
tell you you look like somebody, it's always someone who you think is ugly?
Gary Ewing - Michael on Oprah
Michael Jackson is a phenomenon.
Tags: Gary Ewing (1), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 713
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (847), kids (831)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 4,852
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 13,752
Iliza Shlesinger - Physical Indicators
Two inches of hair is the difference between hot, sexy super model and religious fanatic.
Tags: Iliza Shlesinger (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 27,585
Whitney Cummings - Balls Are Disgusting
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 90,647
Pam Anderson - Memories of Baywatch
Pam Anderson talks about getting acting pointers from David Hasselhoff on the set of "Baywatch."
Tags: lookin' good (488), insults (291)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 139,123
Michael Ian Black - That Look
Michael Ian Black's snarky comebacks have been getting him "that look" from girls his entire life.
Tags: Michael Ian Black (34), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/06/11
Views: 1,976
T.J. Miller - Tennis Outfit
T.J. Miller likes outfits that are comfortable and look hilarious.
Tags: marriage (547), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 11/12/11
Views: 1,803
Hannibal Buress - Tia Johnson
Hannibal Buress' first regular comedy gig was hosting an open mic.
Tags: Hannibal Buress (16), dating (786), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 05/20/12
Views: 17,947
Owen Smith - Simple Minded
Men will take any woman home with them.
Tags: Owen Smith (2), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 1,571
