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Gabriel Iglesias: The Only Big Friend Argument
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When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments -- except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster -- whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.
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Posted: 02/06/03

Gabriel Iglesias - Roller Coasters

The one argument big friends have: who is the biggest?

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Posted: 02/06/03
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Gabriel Iglesias - Keep the Noise Down

What goes around comes around.

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Posted: 02/06/03
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Megan Mooney - Back Fat

Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.

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Jeff Garcia - Snaps

Jeff used to call this big girl Vanessa, "Snaps."

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Daniel Tosh - Trading Spaces

Daniel Tosh would never want to be on "Trading Spaces."

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Megan Mooney - Bad Gift

Megan's friends don't know her.

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Tom Papa - Speedos

Getting in shape is such a drag.

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Chuck Roy - Gangster G

Chuck's brother thinks he's in a gang -- in New Hampshire.

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Andre Kelley - A Woman's Best Friend

Women are not honest with each other about appearance.

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Posted: 12/06/02
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Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs

Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.

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Posted: 12/11/03
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