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"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.
"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!"
Jacob Sirof - Masturbation
Once you're married, it's hard to find time to masturbate.
Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), sex (1269), marriage (575)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,400
Dan Cronin - Practical Jokes
Dan Cronin used to play great practical jokes on his roommates.
Tags: Dan Cronin (2), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 526
Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette
Women expect certain things on a date.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 1,054
Pete Correale - Dry Party
Drink, but don't drink yourself out of the game.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), sex (1269), marriage (575)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 23,927
Darrell Hammond - Class
Women have an inherent sense of class.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,474
John Heffron - Roommate Rob
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 6,856
Jonathan Solomon - After Sex
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,003
Ted Alexandro - Mardi Gras
Ted relives his Mardi Gras experience.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 434
Louis C.K. - Donuts
Louis C.K. cannot not eat donuts.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), sex (1269), food (790)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 2,044
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,561
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