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New dads can be the worst.

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Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,021

The concept of "alright" never includes fangs.

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Working in show business brings in a lot of money.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,453

Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,519

The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,251

Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,056

The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,196

Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.

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Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,498

It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,607

If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 741