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Demetri Martin: No See-Saws
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When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws, only catapults.
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Posted: 03/18/04

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If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.

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There's a reason there are no B batteries.

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You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.

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Demetri Martin - Findings

Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.

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I was a racist in first grade.

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Bobby calls his famous friends.

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Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can

If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.

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