As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Freddy Soto's dad's idea of a joke was taking a picture of someone when they were pissed off.
Freddy Soto's father's favorite word: "regardless."
Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."
Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes.
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
How do you know when your vagina is ready to be rejuvenated?
After 12 shots of Novocain, you can barely talk, let alone drive.
