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Fred Wolf: My Grandmother, the Beauty Queen
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When she was like 17 or 18 years old, she won a beauty contest back in Pennsylvania. She ran like three miles a day; she jogged; she swam six, seven miles a day. She was in really good shape, and she won a beauty contest. She was a good-looking woman. Now, she's 93 years old and really let herself go.
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Posted: 02/24/92

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If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.

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