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Fred Wolf: My Grandmother, the Beauty Queen
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When she was like 17
or 18 years old, she won a beauty contest back in Pennsylvania. She ran like three miles a day; she jogged; she swam six, seven miles a day. She was in really good shape, and she won a beauty contest. She was a good-looking woman. Now, she's 93 years old and really let herself go.
Fred Wolf - The Walls Are Closing In
If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 819
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,623
Wendy Liebman - Getting Older
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
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Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 824
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 875
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
Larry Brown - Mid-30s
Larry is no longer embarrassed when he buys condoms.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,012
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
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Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 6,510
Stephanie Hodge - Old People
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 864
Richard Carter - Sex after 70
Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 742
Roger Rittenhouse - The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones should wear shirts.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 197
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