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Fred Wolf: Jesus Is Coming Back
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Jesus Christ, our Lord -- you know he's coming back. He is coming back. He's been gone a while, but he is coming back. Could you imagine what his 'While You're Out' memo pad must look like?
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Posted: 02/24/92

Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much

You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.

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