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Fred Wolf: Falling Cross
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When they crucified Jesus, did you know the cross actually fell over and killed a few people? And, of course, the insurance companies wouldn't pay off on the policy: 'Act of God' -- you know how they get away with that one.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much

You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.

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Earthquake - Expensive Church

You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.

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Fred Wolf - Great Crowd

Fred Wolf likes the crowd so much that he got into a fight for them.

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RodMan waited for change from his church offering.

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Daniel feels like a better person while wearing his WWJD bracelet.

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Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.

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Fred Wolf - The Walls Are Closing In

If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Patrick Keane - Prayer in Sports

Does God really care if St. Catherine's beats St. Margaret's?

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