Fred Wolf: Falling Cross

When they crucified Jesus, did you know the cross actually fell over and killed a few people? And, of course, the insurance companies wouldn't pay off on the policy: 'Act of God' -- you know how they get away with that one.

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Posted: 02/24/92

Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much

You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.

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You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.

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If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.

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Alex Koll - Tequila

Everybody has their drink that knocked them into last week. Alex's is tequila.

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