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Fred Wolf: Falling Cross
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When they crucified Jesus, did
you know the cross actually fell over and killed a few people? And, of course, the insurance companies wouldn't pay off on the policy: 'Act of God' -- you know how they get away with that one.
Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
Tags: Fred Wolf (3), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 323
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,986
The Dueling Bankheads - Stealing Christmas
Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.
Tags: The Dueling Bankheads (1), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,067
Fred Wolf - Great Crowd
Fred Wolf likes the crowd so much that he got into a fight for them.
Tags: Fred Wolf (3), The A-List (491), audience interaction (303)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 243
RodMan - Church Offering
RodMan waited for change from his church offering.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,022
Daniel Tosh - What Would Jesus Do?
Daniel feels like a better person while wearing his WWJD bracelet.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 8,911
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 848
Fred Wolf - The Walls Are Closing In
If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.
Tags: Fred Wolf (3), family (667), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 446
Patrick Keane - Prayer in Sports
Does God really care if St. Catherine's beats St. Margaret's?
Tags: Patrick Keane (2), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 108
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