Frank Prinzi Jokes
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Frank Prinzi: Trouble Sleeping
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I have trouble sleeping, and
I blame my diet. I've been buying a lot of those deep-friend pork skins. I'm not eating them, though. I'm just trying to reassemble a pig in my apartment.
Frank Prinzi - All You Can Eat
Imagine a chain of all-you-can-eat restaurants that deliver.
Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), food (550), money (470)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 971
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 458
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,427
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,860
Frank Prinzi - Stuck in Traffic
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), health (540), New York City (303)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,013
Nick DiPaolo - Road Food
Beware the chef getting a bikini wax.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 280
Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (730), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,388
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (787), food (550)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 453
Daniel Tosh - Cannibalism
Can cannibals taste ethnicity?
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,817
Harland Williams - Donut Owl
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 1,205
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